'Sup, mortals!

*sighs* Since Uncle Rick has already brutally exposed us– well, some of us– I guess there'll be no harm as I come out to your world. 

I guess you should also know that I'm a half-blood. I'll spare you the details (I'm too lazy to type). For some reason I moved to the Philippines; Gods how I miss Long Island. But, thanks to socmed– that's what people call it these days, right?– I've been in touch with my famous friends (haha who am I kidding). Annabeth is working on her own trilogy, btw. Go check it out. 

Anyway, you pure human beings confuse me. Big time.